Friday, 30 March 2012

The Hunger Games-Kino Shout! Review

The Hunger Games (2012)

Dir: Gary Ross

Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Woody Harelsson, Elizabeth Banks, Wes Bentley

Verdict: 4/5

Great Films that are similar: Metropolis, The Most Dangerous Game, Battle Royale


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Firstly, let's bitch about Twilight. As a matter of fact, let's bitch about young adult fiction in general. Why Not?! I mean, doesn't it sometimes appear that we live in a pop culture dystopia of teen lit/film that serve to do nothing but exploit the weaker elements of teen culture for cold, hard cash? Seriously, am I the only one who saw the frist two Twilight movies and thought "Man, this is condescending to teens!" Admittedly, I have never read a Twilight book, but it does seem to me that, vampire and werewolf alike, those kids need a good talking to. Remember the sequence (if you bothered to go see it) in Twilight: New Moon in which Bella misses Edward so much that she...just sits around brooding aimlessly?! Wow, they sure do have teenagers badly typecast, dont they. Think about it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnBeQ4_RlQM

Look how the seasons literally change around her whiny face. The camera engulfs her as she just plain refuses to stop moping. Christ, her Dad even has to convince her to go to the movies with a friend because her depression is becoming so corrosive. Seriously, I respect clinical depression and all, but what is going on within a teenage girl must be far greater and more fascinating than shirtless boys and emotional extremes.

Teen lit, much??
So, along comes the much anticipated screen adaptation of The Hunger Games. Initially, one might have worried. The film does have all of the potential trappings: teen pin-up actors, tempestuous young romance, macabre world portrayals, the list could go on! However, within 10 minutes of the film's opening credits, right around the point at which young Katniss bags her first deer onscreen, one realizes that this is a more desirable breed of teen fiction.

The tone of The Hunger Games alludes to the likes of Battle Royale; there are even hints of Schindlers List. For those who don't know the plot already, the story centres around the post-apocalyptic country of Panem, formerly the USA. The flamboyant citizens of the capital hold prisoner the other citizens of the country in 13 districts. Every year, two teenagers from each district are selected at random to compete is a death-match tournament called the Hunger Games, a ritual televised for the sadistic and flamboyant citizens of the capital. The selected teens are thus known as "Tributes". It is a Third Reich ethos, the people of the capital consider the peasants of the districts to be a lesser breed, deserving only of a good meal and fine accommodation before they are sent to die.

Sheesh, I know what you're thinking-"this must mean some serious teen brooding!"....

Pictured-An annoying, depressed teen, moments before Tweeting "I hate God,  Capitalism is  wack"

...well, thankfully, no. You see, our protagonist Katniss is somewhat of a hero. A realistic optimist, Katniss raises her sister and keeps her household in the complete absence of parental figures. A victim of an apartheid state that views her kind as little more than vermin, Katniss doesn't so much breed as she does the following hunt, cook, sing songs of freedom, defy gender expectations, and, eventually, volunteer for a death-match in her sister's place. Yes, actress Jennifer Lawrence once again returns to the kind of dignified underling that she portrayed so beautifully in her indie film breakthrough Winter's Bone. She leads a tremendous cast of exceptionally well-developed characters that sees Josh Hutcherson play a charming love interest/rival combatant, Woody Harrelson plays a well-meaning but drunken Hunger Games veteran, and Elizabeth Banks absolutely shines as a prissy hypocrite from the capital.

Even Slash from Guns N' Roses got cast in the film:

Pictured-a man who is definitely Slash. No question.

But there is no sign of over-sentiment in The Hunger Games, either. Children die and the villainous organizers of the games go unpunished (at least in this installment). Even the central romance of the film is questionable as it may be an elaborate rouse on the part of Katniss to win "sponsors" from the viewership. Indeed, there are heroes and villains in equal measure in The Hunger Games, among the most disturbing moments of the film belong to the clique of bloodthirsty "tributes" from district 9, relishing in the morbid game and killing with other tributes with great glee. Tragic, too, is the fate of the kind tribute Rue. For me personally, though, the real treat is the mainstream return of American Beauty star Wes Bentley (the weirdo who loved the plastic bag) as Seneca, the pompous organiser of the games. Seneca lives in constant fear of Donald Sutherland's President Snow, who rules over the country with an iron fist. It is Bentley's role that communicates to us the notion that, in this  world, there is tragedy amongst the villains too.

I hate Donald Sutherland.

Be warned, director Gary Ross (the weirdo who loved Seabiscuit) keeps an at times Saving Private Ryan-esque realist handle on the violence. The film moves from flamboyant to gritty effortlessly and, thus, so do we. Ultimately, we witness what is perhaps a better testament to the teen demographic than any tale involving oily, shitless, werewolves and pasty-skinned vampyres could offer. The Hunger Games is a bit of an indulgence, but it is a good one. I officially endorse the coming sequels and anticipate them. Indeed, this is a film that I would highly recommend-to anyone.

Though you will have to get your laughs elsewhere:

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Tuesday, 28 February 2012

The Gizz Factor-10 of the Most Insane (and Genius) Film Related Images!

10.



From the universe of: American Psycho (2000)

Why it is Insane:
Patrick Bateman-this is your life!
Imagine taking the most horrendous line in a film about despicable, capitalist violence and glorifying it as though it were Joycean wisdom. This is it! For those that wear women's stockings over their faces and wish that executions were televised events, here is the fridge magnet for you!

Why it is actually Genius:
Just look at the result! Look at it's tasteful thickness, it's subtle off-way colouring. It's almost elegant. Hey, isn't that the theme of American Psycho?! Superficial material values covering acts of heinous aggression. Yup, this one is a real thinker.



9. 



From the Universe of: Total Recall (1990)

Why it is insane: Here it is-the screen-grab that Sartre would have favored. It is no less a screen-grab than it is Occam's Razor. Here, the insanity of one of history's most ridiculous films meets the insanity of all-too-obvious screen text in meme heaven. I call this piece "Combustion", but "EEEW" would be sufficient.

Why it's actually Genius: Because, let's face it, this is a statement about Arnold Schwarzenegger's entire career! Seriously, what do you need to know about thirty years of Arnie acting that you don't learn from this screen-grab?? I would certainly recommend this over End of Days, perhaps even Running Man.

 

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From the Universe of: Star Wars 

Why it's Insane: If "Gay Empire". "Time for War", and "Suckadelic" on a toy box aren't ridiculous enough for you (and they should be, for goodness sake), think of the implications of an entirely gay clone army. I'm guessing we would hear much more clunking of helmets. Aren't the clone troopers already derivative enough?!

Why it's actually Genius: Two reasons. Firstly, it's fantastically camp and imaginative! isn't that what this Saga is supposed to be about? Secondly, I bet george Lucas is made that he got screwed on the licensing of this obviously unofficial product line.


7.





From the universe of: The Silence of the Lambs (1990), and loosely The Break-Up (2006)

Why its insane: Well, sometimes the subtle implications of a film just isn't enough-the fans have to run with it. Yes, there was a certain strange charm to the interactions between young FBI-trainee Clarice Starling and deranged serial killer Hannibal Lector. Somehow, though, I don't think Clarice's legs can be opened as easily as a bottle of nice Chianti. 

Why it's actually Genius: Because it's the most cathartic use of a mid-rate rom-com ever conceived. You see, though any theories of attraction between Clarice and Dr. Lector are grossly misjudged, it is cathartic for the fans sake to break the tension. Just look at that tagline, those cheeky eyes! Finally, this case can be put to bed. 


6.



From the universe of: Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Ian-freaking-McKellen.

Why it's insane: Well, Sir Ian McKellen showed up to a gay pride rally wearing a t-shirt which basically represents shameless self-promotion rather than the righteousness of his cause. He doesn't even seem too enthused about it.

Why it's actually Genius: Because Gandalf and Magneto are masculine and bad-ass. Here is the best gay rights statement possible. I am a gifted and legendary actor that has entertained millions-I just happen to be gay. I'm wiping away the tears as I write this!


5.




From the universe of: Troy (2004)

Why it's Insane: This one is a real smorgasbord. Doesn't this just sum up the extent to which Troy sucked. seriously, Brad's contrived grin as a plane sails by-it says more than words ever could.

Why it's actually genius: Okay, so I am a huge Brad Pitt fan. Nonetheless, even I must confess that he can't play method parts. Thus, what is amazing about this screen-grab is that Brad Pitt's shitty acting is actually more ridiculous than the plane. Look at it! We can forgive that 747, but Brad's The Devil's Own glare will have to go! The buck must stop here, readers!



4.




From the universe of: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Why it's Insane: I don't know of this is an outtake, a fan pic, a behind the scenes photo, or all three. Furthermore, I don't care! The sight of the decrepit, invalid Grandpa escaping from his basement lair to basque in the afternoon sun is truly a sight to behold. i didn't know he could leave the house! Did they wheel him out! Would that attract police attention?! 
Mind=boggled.

Why it's actually genius: Look how contented he looks?! Look at those snazzy ram skulls on his fancy rocking chair?! The movie should have ended with this obscene moment of horror tranquility.



3.


From the universe of:  The Big Lebowski (1998)

Why it's Insane: This kind of blasphemy would make Monty Python consume their own trousers.

Why it's actually Genius: Look at the adoration od the disciples! Way to sell a joke guys! 'Bout time Da Vinci was used to flog a Coen Brothers meme. The adoration of the figures make Quintana's thrusting nothing short of transcendant.
(note-the hilarious feet under the table.)


2. 



From the Universe of: Total Recall (1990)...naturally.

Why it's insane: Needs no introduction.

Why its actually genius: Merits no explanation.


And, finally...

1.



From the Ghostly universe of: Ghostbusters (1984)

Why it's Insane: So here we have it-the saddest and most baffling of the lot. In trying to clutch the remaining few straws of celebrity before fading entirely into the camp-icon-abyss, it seems that Ghostbusters star Ernie Hudson got indadvertedly violated at a convention signing...by himself.

Why it's actually Genius: This is profound in a sad way; a kind of comic tragedy. There are so many sad connotations to this picture when one reflects on it. This is a man who has been truly screwed by his former self. Ernie's status as an camp icon has been a double-edged sword. On one hand, playing Winston Zeddmore in the Ghostbuster franchise has brought him fame. On the other hand, it has rendered him a life-long, and now clearly desperate one trick pony. 
There you are-a pixelated lament.

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Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Visions of Endearment-The Fan made Movie Poster

What an age we live in!
As a visual medium, I have always found it inspiring that the magic of a cult film phenomenon is so potent that the fans themselves can create their own works of art set in the universe of their favourite movies. This has been going on since people first started brain-salivating over great flicks. However, the digital age empowers the memes and the musers to communicate on a global scale.
Though none of this great work is my own, here are my top 5 cult movie phenomenon's as told through their fan's own poster designs...


5.  Fight Club (1999)





































I love the grim, morbid tone of these. Also, the ones with captions echo notions of what we have come to see as political propaganda.
My verdict-4/5











4. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)















Yes, yes, I know this is from the sequel!!

There is a visual splendor to these. They are rich and panoramic like the film itself.
My Verdict-4/5


3. A Clockwork Orange (1971)


                                                                   






















           

                                                                             























These fans are no joke! Incorporating some of the ideological themes behind the film (sexuality, mind control, psychosis) into graphic interpretation. Vivid!
My verdict-5/5



2. The Big Lebowski (1998)


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Nobody does unashamedly silly like those that inhabit the Lebowski-verse.
My verdict 5/5.


And the winner is......


1. Drive (2011)





































There are literally hundreds more!!
Nicholas Winding Refn once said that he makes films that are voyeuristic-they see and like to be seen. It seems that the moments of quiet revelation in Drive have caused a minor graphic phenomenon amongst fans the world over during the last number of months since the film's triumphant release last year. Perhaps they want to visually express the many words that go unspoken in the film?? Man...that's deep!
My verdict-a definite 5/5.


See also: those that just missed out on the list-Scott Pilgrim, The Limey, Deliverance, Nosferatu, Taxi Driver, The Good,The Bad, and The Ugly, Citizen Kane, The Graduate.

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